Company News

27
Feb

Funny Job Descriptions

ย โŒ Employers That Blatantly Want to Underpay Suck โŒ ๐ŸคAs a former recruiter, I collaborated with HR all the time to figure out pay grades, pay scales, hourly rates, etc. ๐Ÿ‘‰And about all of them always had a strict budget to comply with. ๐Ÿ‘‰ You know who could care less about the budget when they found the candidate they wanted? Hiring Managers. ๐Ÿ‘‰ But you cannot just pay whatever you think the candidate deserves. You

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22
Feb

New Workshop Tomorrow – ๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ ๐—œ ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—œ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ธ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ฏ?

“๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ ๐—œ ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—œ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ธ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ฏ?” – if this is you, then you need to be a part of my ๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜‹๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ž๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ tomorrow with the Long Branch Free Public Library at 2:00 PM EST. There, I will be discussing my guide for the #jobseeker using the Internet, #socialmedia, and #socialnetworking to streamline the #jobhunt. Some key takeaways will be: โœ… Engaging properly with your network on

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20
Feb

Funny Job Descriptions

โŒ Employers That Act Like They’re Willing to Train Suck โŒ ๐ŸคAs a former recruiter, I collaborated with hiring managers daily to identify possible vacancies, build proper job descriptions, and source/vet potential candidates. ๐Ÿ‘‰And about 75% of them always wanted someone who wasn’t green. ๐Ÿ‘‰Meaning, early career. ๐Ÿ‘‰Meaning, entry-level. ๐Ÿงณ But you know who would advocate for these fine prospects that we as the recruiting team would deem a fit with a little training? ๐Ÿงณ

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15
Feb

Bleak Employment Numbers for Early 2021

January’s nonfarm payrolls report made clear that the US is not experiencing, nor is moving toward, maximum employment๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ“ˆThe 49K jobs added is only the tip of the iceberg of bad news the report contained. ๐Ÿ“‰The Labor Department also reported that the US shed an additional 87K jobs in December, for a total of 227K jobs lost. ๐Ÿ“ˆIn November, the US added 72K fewer jobs than originally reported. ๐Ÿ“‰That brought the 3-month average of job

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14
Feb

Happy Valentine’s Day & Now Hiring…Candy Taste Testers!

๐Ÿซ Now hiring…Candy Taste Testers? Or should I say, a โ„‚๐•’๐•Ÿ๐••๐•ช๐• ๐•๐• ๐•˜๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ? Yup, you heard it right! ๐Ÿฌ โค๏ธCandy Funhouse out of Canada is hiring someone to show up, put on a hard hat, and loosen the belt buckle…for $30/hour nonetheless! โค๏ธDirect from the posting: “Candidates will be responsible for tasting and reviewing from the 3000 products we currently carry.” ๐Ÿ’ŒA list of duties: ๐ŸญTaste samples objectively ๐ŸญConsider aspects of Taste, Texture, and Quality ๐ŸญCandidates will

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