Film Scenes

5
Mar

𝗜𝗡𝗧. 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗨𝗦𝗔 – 𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗶𝘁 – 𝗗𝗮𝘆

𝗜𝗡𝗧. 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗨𝗦𝗔 – 𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗶𝘁 – 𝗗𝗮𝘆 RECRUITER on phone, speaking with CANDIDATE. Recruiter – “Can you provide me with your most recent manager #references at the last 2 jobs?” Candidate – “I don’t have those. I can provide you with a teacher from my high school, and my neighbor. He works as a stock analyst.” Recruiter – “How come you can’t get me the managers?” Candidate – “Because they stunk and is the

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26
Feb

𝗜𝗡𝗧. 𝗙𝗿𝘆’𝘀 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰𝘀 – 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗿 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿’𝘀 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 – 𝗗𝗮𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝗴𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝟲𝘁𝗵, 𝟭𝟵𝟵𝟭)

𝗜𝗡𝗧. 𝗙𝗿𝘆’𝘀 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰𝘀 – 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗿 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿’𝘀 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 – 𝗗𝗮𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝗴𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝟲𝘁𝗵, 𝟭𝟵𝟵𝟭) The EMPLOYEE rushes into the UPPER MANAGER’s office, carrying a Notebook. Employee: “Sir, check this out!” Employee hands the Notebook to the Senior Manager. Senior Manager: “What is it?” Employee: “It’s called…the Internet web.” Senior Manager: “Who has time to look at this?” Employee: “Sir, it’s the future. We need to move our products onto this Internet web.” Senior Manager: “Please leave now.

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19
Feb

𝗜𝗡𝗧. 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗝𝗼𝗯𝘀’ 𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘆 – 𝗛𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿’𝘀 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 – 𝗡𝗼𝗼𝗻 (𝟭𝟵𝟳𝟯)

  𝗜𝗡𝗧. 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗝𝗼𝗯𝘀’ 𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘆 – 𝗛𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿’𝘀 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 – 𝗡𝗼𝗼𝗻 (𝟭𝟵𝟳𝟯) The RECRUITER rushes into the HIRING MANAGER’s office, carrying a resume application in hand. Recruiter: “Sir, you need to see this! I think I found our programmer!” Hiring Manager: “Oh?” Recruiter: “I heard of this kid, he was doing something big over at Reed College, something with computers.” Hiring Manager: “Let me see that!” The Hiring Manager grabs the resume. Recruiter nibbles

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12
Feb

𝗜𝗡𝗧. 𝗗𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗝𝗼𝗯 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 – 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗥𝗼𝗼𝗺 – 𝗗𝗮𝘆

𝗜𝗡𝗧. 𝗗𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗝𝗼𝗯 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 – 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗥𝗼𝗼𝗺 – 𝗗𝗮𝘆 The candidate interviews with the hiring manager for a dream role. Hiring Manager: “What can you bring to the company?” Candidate: “Oh, I have a ton of value.” Hiring Manager: “Go on.” Candidate: “The job description said ability to work with others, I can do that!” The hiring manager nods. The candidate searches for his next word. He pauses. Me (whispering from far, far away): “That’s

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