Funny Job Descriptions

ย โŒ Employers That Are Blatantly Vain Suck โŒ

๐Ÿค I will almost never understand employers that prefer good looking people over us regular frumpers.

๐Ÿ‘‰ I get it, you think if you’re trying to build sales, young and good looking will maybe land more revenue than someone overweight like myself.

๐Ÿ‘‰ย  You think us overweight’ers do not take care of ourselves.

๐Ÿ‘‰ You think maybe we don’t set goals or are not motivated.

๐Ÿงณ This just speaks shady business practices.

๐Ÿงณ You need to focus on character, skills, and achievements, not your belt size and Instagram follower count.

๐Ÿงณ I in fact workout and perform cardio 4 days a week, run 4 days a week, golf once a week, and ride my bike 1-2 times per week. I am far from lazy. I just struggle with weight.

โŒ This is not how you recruit.

โŒ This is not how you build positive company culture and employee morale.

โŒ This is not how you drive revenue properly.

๐Ÿ‘‰ This starts with the job description.

๐Ÿ‘‰ As you can see, this picture says it all. Let’s find someone hot so it makes us look better to the clients, since we’re in the beauty industry anyways. ๐Ÿคฎ

๐Ÿ‘‰ Let’s have the employees all look the same too! ๐Ÿคฆ

๐Ÿ˜‚ Here’s my tenth post in the weekly series of #humorous (*I hope) memes in honor of some of the more lax verbiage I’ve seen.

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