Funny Job Descriptions

ย โŒ Employers That Blatantly Imitate Applicants Suck โŒ

๐Ÿ‚ย I will almost never understand employers that want to intimidate the job seeker.

๐Ÿ‘‰ I get it, you have a “rough” work environment and are proud to show that off.

๐Ÿ‘‰ย  You think, hey, we’re just being honest, so don’t waste our time if you’re an introvert or an inept problem-solver.

๐Ÿ‘‰ You think maybe if we use our job description as a scare tactic, we can weed out professionals who won’t make it at the company.

๐Ÿงณ This just speaks shady business practices.

๐Ÿงณ You need to focus on character, skills, and achievements, not IQ.

๐Ÿงณ The fact that a job seeker can produce a high IQ score, but not understand the role or its function, only makes it that much harder for all parties involved.

โŒ This is not how you source top talent.

โŒ This is not how you build positive company culture and employee morale.

โŒ This is not how you build a “smart” team that produces.

๐Ÿ‘‰ This starts with the job description.

๐Ÿ‘‰ As you can see, this picture says it all. Let’s find someone that can never be wrong. ๐Ÿคฎ

๐Ÿ‘‰ Let’s have the employees walk on those eggshells from day one! ๐Ÿคฆ

๐Ÿ˜‚ Here’s my eleventh post in the weekly series of #humorous (*I hope) memes in honor of some of the more lax verbiage I’ve seen.

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