Funny Job Descriptions

 ❌ Employers That Blatantly Spill Their Clean Laundry Rule ❌

🎭 I love a good joke. Who doesn’t?

πŸ‘‰ So when Harry retired, it looks like the bossman was hit hard.

πŸ‘‰ And I love his honesty about just how hard he was hit.

πŸ‘‰ You think maybe if we use our job description as a humorous tactic to demonstrate the type of environment you’ll be working in, only candidates with a sense of humor will make the cut.

🧳 This might rub some people the wrong way.

🧳 You might not capture the best candidate for the job in a sense of skills.

🧳 But you will find the ones that can thrive in a ball-buster workspace.

βœ… This is how you source the right fit.

βœ… This is how you build positive company culture and employee morale.

βœ… This is not how you build a team that will want to work hard, because when the boss does get mad, it’s probably for good reason.

πŸ‘‰ This starts with the job description.

πŸ‘‰ As you can see, this picture says it all. Let’s find someone that can take a joke. Yuk, yuk, yuk.

πŸ˜‚ Here’s my twelfth post in the weekly series of #humorous (*I hope) memes in honor of some of the more lax verbiage I’ve seen.

What stuff do you see on job descriptions that drive you nuts?πŸ‘‡

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