Funny Job Descriptions

 ❌ Employers That Blatantly Need Talent With a Pulse-Required Only Suck ❌

πŸ€” I remember after graduating college, all of the “opportunities” that came my way.

πŸ‘‰ They didn’t require many skills or qualifications.

πŸ‘‰ They promised you the moon.

πŸ‘‰ They were commission-only.

🧳 These were literally jobs that anyone can sign up for so long as you had a pulse.

🧳 Not to bag on these companies, some of the employees did make a ton of cash.

🧳 But this was not an ideal situation for a 20-something who just saw it as a spot to start.

βœ… This is how you excite the hungry students, willing to work for free until maybe, just maybe, a paycheck would come.

βœ… This is how you churn talent, with only a select few who managed to grasp this commission-only concept and run with it.

❌ This is not how you build a team that will want to work hard, because lack of money will start to cause worries, which leads to non-productive workdays.

πŸ‘‰ This starts with the job description.

πŸ‘‰ As you can see, this picture says it all. Let’s find anyone who’s willing to call old leads all day, in the hopes a few will convert into a client.

πŸ˜‚ Here’s my thirteenth post in the weekly series of #humorous (*I hope) memes in honor of some of the more lax verbiage I’ve seen.

What stuff do you see on job descriptions that drive you nuts?πŸ‘‡

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