Funny Job Descriptions

 ❌ Employers That Blatantly Need Top Talent For Minimum Wage Jobs Suck ❌

πŸ€” I remember during my early career days, right around 16 years old when I could drive.

πŸ‘‰ That’s when I worked minimum wage roles, like cashier and stocker.

πŸ‘‰ The companies and employees had a secret agreement that this was a job without much growth unless your sights were set on food retail management, which is a fine job.

πŸ‘‰ But for us high schoolers, we knew this was a bridge job until we got going in our career.

🧳 These were literally jobs that anyone can sign up for so long as you had a pulse.

🧳 Some of the accomplished employees wanted this as a way to earn income without having a ton of responsibility.

🧳 It was an easy job, but not an ideal situation for a teenager who just saw it as a spot to start.

❌ This advertisement is not ideal for the student who just went through 4 years of college just so they can ask, “Do you want fries with that?”

❌ This is not how you retain top talent for possible management succession.

❌ This is not how you build a team that will want to work hard.

πŸ‘‰ This starts with the job description.

πŸ‘‰ As you can see, this picture says it all. Let’s find someone who can practically handle management duties, but is tasked with handling monetary transactions all day.

πŸ˜‚ Here’s my fourteenth post in the weekly series of #humorous (*I hope) memes in honor of some of the more lax verbiage I’ve seen.

What stuff do you see on job descriptions that drive you nuts?πŸ‘‡

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