Funny Job Descriptions

πŸ›‘ Let’s be honest, sometimes employers post obvious stuff on their #jobdescriptions.

πŸ‘‰ I mean, mentioning a “family culture” on a job description just screams BS to me.

πŸ‘‰ Shouldn’t we all be kind to each other? Then why do we argue with uncles at the Thanksgiving table?

πŸ‘‰ Shouldn’t we all be empathetic? Then why does it seem zero congratulatory texts come through from friends or family after meeting a life achievement?

πŸ’₯ Why preach family anything in business?

🏒 What I love is that employers expect YOU to be the one who should be detail-oriented.

🏒 You’re the one who’s meticulous.

🏒 You’re a diligent person if you expect to have a job there.

βœ… But in all reality, the employer thinks they have the upper hand, so they can get a wee bit lazy with some things.

🀝 But with greater importance more than ever on #candidateexperience (CX), employers will soon find out that what they put in their job descriptions are just as important as how they handle candidacy and the hiring cycle.

πŸ˜‚ Here’s my second post in the weekly series of #humorous (*I hope) memes in honor of some of the more lax verbiage I’ve seen.

What stuff do you see on job descriptions that drive you nuts? πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

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One Comment

  1. March 20, 2021 at 11:35 pm

    The leopard does not change his spots.

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