Funny Job Descriptions

🤗 Be nice to HR!

😳 Human resources are held accountable for addressing emerging issues, such as:

✔️Continually merging tech and human capital and utilizing AI to automate workflows.

✔️Ensuring workplace safety and remaining COVID secure.

✔️Supporting work-life balance, individual wellbeing, and mental health initiatives.

✔️Responding to government-mandated shutdowns

✔️Incorporating continuous diversity and inclusion initiatives and training programs.

✔️Subsequent changes to working remotely.

✅ And that’s before the normal stuff like, you know, staffing, recruiting, transition and performance response, payroll, benefits, organizational training, on-boarding, compliance, workforce engagement, workers’ compensation, conflict resolutions, and, and, and…

👉 If you’re a disgruntled employee, make it known to HR, just take it easy on those wonderful HR folks, they’ve got a lot on their plate.

😂 Here’s my fourth post in the weekly series of #humorous (*I hope) memes in honor of some of the more lax verbiage I’ve seen.

What stuff do you see on job descriptions that drive you nuts? 👇👇👇

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  1. February 18, 2021 at 5:47 am

    One lives in the worlds memory only by what they have done in the worlds behalf.

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