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Funny Job Descriptions

March 13, 2021 By warz65 No comments yet

 ❌ Employers That Blatantly Want to Own Employee Schedules Suck ❌

🤝 I get it, you do not want your employees fishing for other roles, or focusing on side businesses if they aren’t performing in their current role.

👉 But when you have to be available 40 hours a week to only get a maximum of maybe $100 a week, and at a part-time job?

👉  And cannot take on a second job?

👉 And $10 dollars an hour?

🧳 This just speaks shady business practices.

🧳 This is literally someone who wants to build a team of talent, so they’re ready to roll, once they get busy.

🧳 This is a company that is blatantly letting the candidates know their time is not valued.

❌ This is not how you recruit.

❌ This is not how you retain.

❌ This is not how you expand your business.

👉 This starts with the job description.

👉 As you can see, this picture says it all. Let’s find someone who should practically be paying us to work…for us. Yeah right, be gone!

👉 Let’s have the employee sit around at home waiting for the phone to ring so they can go earn $10, $20 at a time per day. 🤦

😂 Here’s my ninth post in the weekly series of #humorous (*I hope) memes in honor of some of the more lax verbiage I’ve seen.

What stuff do you see on job descriptions that drive you nuts?👇

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