๐—˜๐—ซ๐—ง. ๐—”๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ก๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—˜๐˜…๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป – ๐—ฆ๐—ผ๐—ธ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ถ ๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ธ – ๐— ๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜„ (๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—บ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿต)

๐—˜๐—ซ๐—ง. ๐—”๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ก๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—˜๐˜…๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป – ๐—ฆ๐—ผ๐—ธ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ถ ๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ธ – ๐— ๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜„ (๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—บ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿต)

Soviet leader, NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV, tours an American home kitchen exhibition with US VP, RICHARD NIXON. A Pepsi VP, DONALD KENDALL, stands nearby holding a glass of Pepsi.

KENDALL – “Mr. Khrushchev, please try our American Pepsi cola product.”

Khrushchev sips the drink and smiles.

KHRUSHCHEV – “Let’s put this into the USSR, I give your country our Stolichnaya vodka.”

Everyone nods.

๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ฆ๐—› ๐—™๐—ข๐—ช๐—”๐—ฅ๐—— – ๐—œ๐—ก๐—ง. ๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ช๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—ฅ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—บ – ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต๐Ÿด๐Ÿต

MIKHAIL GORBACHEV, Russia’s leader, is on the phone with CRAIG WEATHERUP, Pepsi’s CEO.

GORBACHEV – “I will give you 20 Soviet ships for $3B worth of your Pepsi concentrate.”

WEATHERUP – “Deal.”

๐—œ๐—ก๐—ง. ๐—ฃ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐˜€๐—ถ ๐—ข๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ

Weatherup hangs up and says to himself.

WEATHERUP – “I just became the owner of the world’s 6th largest military.”

He shouts to his admin.

WEATHERUP – “Get Norway and Sweden on the phone! I just disarmed the Soviets faster than Bush!”

By the 1980’s Pepsi was selling over a billion servings per year in the USSR, even featuring Russian ads with Michael Jackson.

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